Petras thinks Astarion is a prissy little weakling. Astarion thinks Petras is a loser idiot. They fuck about it.

+ Both of them degrading each other at the same time
+ Astarion is a bratty sub
+ Petras imitating Cazador in his manner, and Astarion responding with all the things he wishes he could say to him
+ The briefest glimpse of shared connection and pain, quickly overwhelmed by stubborn jackassery from both parties